Gilbert’s Master Plan for the Playoffs

Posted by gilbertology on April 20th, 2007 in Gilbert's Thoughts

Gilbert has updated his blog and reveals how the Wizards are going to beat the Cavs.

That’s why I’m going on the road trip, I’m going to sit right behind their bench and just talk all day. I’m going to just talk about the whole team from start to finish and try to do my part by irritating them (Cavs).

Need a last second shot? Gilbert says he will be available if there is a Game 5. Too bad he already told the Cavs where he’ll be on the court and what he’ll be doing.

And then if they go to Game 5 I’m coming in, I’m going to play. All they are going to do is just sit me in the corner for offense and I’m going to shoot threes, just in case it comes down to a game winner. I still got the Hibachi going. I mean, I can’t walk or run, but I’m going to try. Hell, I could play Games 1-4, just stick me in the corner.

So if I suit up, you all know what it’s for. It’s for three seconds left, stick me in the corner so I can shoot it.

Gilbert also has a big announcement that he claims is really big. His only hint?

There’s going to be four million of them. That’s the only hint I can give you.

Gilbert also gives his Post Season Awards or as he calls them, the Hibachies. Among the categories he won include:

  • Best Showman
  • Most Swag
  • Best Video Gamer - NBA Live (if cheat codes are on)
  • Best Looking Kids

And of course he hypes up his jersey giveaway, writes about Obama, and his road to recovery. Read the entire blog now.

1 response so far ↓

  • Jesse Anderson // May 22, 2007 at 9:58 am

    I think u r the best player.I want 2 be like you or even better when i get older.The range that you have is one of the best all around.Well hope you get better and can wait 2 see you next season.

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