Breaking the Habit

Posted by JakeTheSnake on July 28th, 2007 in Commentary

In Gil’s latest blog, he talked about how Cheetos were tempting him to break his diet, and since we just can’t have Gilbert lose his amazing physique, here are 10 reasons that he should resist the temptation.

Top Ten Reasons Gilbert Arenas Shouldn’t Eat Cheetos:

  1. The Mix & Move Machine on cheetos.com doesn’t have Gilbert’s trademark “”I just won $20,000″ breakdance on it.
  2. Cheetos would rob him of his strength, making it harder for him to shoot one handed 3 pointers. (For the record, I think that’s how he’s going to make the 100,000 shots, he’s going to shoot with both hands!)
  3. He’d never be able to eat more Cheetos than Bryant “Big Country” Reeves.
  4. Cheetos are marketed as being “Dangerously Cheesy” but is there anyone that’s cheesier than Gilbert? Exactly.
  5. Those cheese stains would look really hideous on those gold alternate jerseys.
  6. Bryant Reeves would ask for a tryout with the Wizards.
  7. Even worse than getting cheese stains on his jersey, imaging the cheese crumbs that would get stuck in his beard.
  8. If Gilbert is lactose intolerant and he started eating Cheetos, he’d have to change his nickname from Hibachi to HiBean-o.
  9. I don’t think anyone wants to see Gilbert on Shaq’s Big Challenge.
  10. Quite frankly, I think he should have some Cheez Doodles.

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