As you might already know, Gilbert’s giving away 3 Spalding Courts in an essay contest on why you are the one that needs or deserves the court. The contest will run until October 1st on GilsArena.com.

Well, it looks like we have the first public submission and will give you an idea of the competition.

Dear Agent Zero,

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to have great basketball courts because, uh, some, uh… people out there in our nation don’t have basketball courts, and, uh, I believe that our basketball courts like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and… I believe that they should, our basketball courts over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., err, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future basketball courts for our….

Sincerely,

WCK

It reads surprisingly like Miss South Carolina from the Miss Teen USA 2007 contest.