Wizznutzz Finds More Instances of Gilbert Cheating at Video Games

Posted by JakeTheSnake on October 13th, 2007 in Articles

As we all know, it’s just not a true controversy until Wizznutzz has thrown their opinion into the matter, and of course in the end it’s the only one that really matters. Here’s a small sample of what you’ll find as they collect more evidence of Gilbert cheating at video games:

-In 2005 at the World Cyber Games (WCG) Grand Final in Singapore, someone placed a $1 Million dollar bet on the Ogre Twins from an offshore account. Who are the Ogre Twins? Key members of Gilbert’s Final Boss HALO team. The Ogres brought home the gold, and the man who placed the bet, one Mr. “Angel Rarebits”, took home a clean million dollars.

What do you get if you re-arrange the letters in
“Angel Rarebits”??

Thats right: “Gilbert Arenas”!!

-In 1998, Gilbert participated in a promotional Mario Kart tournie in Little Italy. Early into the competition, an N64 Game Shark was found in the public restroom, taped to the back of the toilet. Gilbert denied any knowledge of the Game Shark.

Of course, I’d take what they say with a grain of salt, after all their comments are powered by (cue ominous music) HaloScan!

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