Gilbert has Wet Feet, Paintball Guns

Posted by JakeTheSnake on October 22nd, 2007 in Gilbert's Thoughts

Gil updated his blog today and as always it’s full of great stuff.

He talks about his struggles so far this preseason:

In six months the hibachi grill hasn’t been heated up. It takes a while for the grill to get back cooking again. It’s like riding a bike. Once you start riding again, it’s all good, but right now I’m rusty. I’m trying to get the rust off my bike chain.

Apparently Gilbert has a fear of getting his feet dirty:

I missed the game in Philly because of my toe. It’s a phobia I have. It’s one of the phobias that gives me the Gilbertology or whatever you want to call it. When I was little, whenever I got out of the shower I never wanted to touch the floor because once you touch the floor your feet are dirty again. So in the shower I used to put my socks on already without drying them off. And I had to have a new pair of socks every day. Every time I take a pair of socks off, I have to put a new pair on. A brand new pair. Since I was little I always needed a brand new pair of socks. So I had no clothes, but I had a million pairs of socks. So anyway, what happened in Philly was I was starting to get athlete’s foot from all the moisture that collected from putting my slippers on around the house as soon as I got out of the shower. It started aching me so I had to sit out and let them dry for two days.

He confirms the story about panties he was given by a fan:

It was a little awkward, but it was funny and cute — kind of. In a weird way. That’s something you’re not expecting. You’re expecting to sign a video game and you have a pair of panties on your lap. It was funny.

He clarifies comments he made in an interview with Complex.com:

When I told Complex.com that the L.A., San Antonio, Dallas and Houston would be cities that I would like to play in if I opt out, they all come after D.C. If something did happen weird where Antawn left and we lost our team and it wasn’t a good situation for me to come back, those are the four cities that I would want to play in.

Gilbert also talks about his cartoon, DeShawn’s new tattoo, the 756 shoe that he’s adding to GilIIZero shoe tour (replacing the Coca-Cola version), and a hilarious paintball story that is too hilarious to be excerpted.

1 response so far ↓

  • yhearn // Oct 22, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    GA is 6 flavors of crazy .

    I am glad Gil had fun playing paintball with his friends; don’t want to look back and see the issues that Michael Jackson has been facing for the last 35 years.

    I knew he would end up with athletes feet if he didn’t dry them first. I guess childhood traumas dictate quirky behavior.

    I have been looking forward to the season starting all summer. I hate that I can’t see all the games because I am not purchasing ESPN basketball channel. That is why I look forward to his blogs.

    I was disappointed in the fact that he may have children cursing in his new cartoon. I think I hear enough of that kind of language everywhere I go and it would be nice to know that tv shows can survive without it.

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