So Do You Want the Good News First or the Bad News?

Posted by JakeTheSnake on November 29th, 2007

The bad news is that while everyone keeps saying that Gilbert will be back in about 3 months, Basketball Prospectus has some reasons why it might take longer:

While it is impossible to make an apples-to-apples comparison of the microfracture surgery performed on Arenas to the more well-known applications of the technique on players such as Amaré Stoudamire and Greg Oden, it’s also not necessary. Arenas’ knees are simply breaking down under the stress of his activity, as proven by continued, chronic swelling and the reduction of function in the twice-repaired meniscus complex. The three-month recovery quoted by the Wizards is extremely aggressive–most physicians interviewed for this piece felt that six months was a more likely scenario–but none would rule it out. “Pain tolerance is what it will come down to,” said one orthopaedist who regularly performs this type of surgery on skiers. Arenas may be able to come back from this on his schedule, but for his career, the clock is ticking.

Yikes. But before you all go into panic mode, AOL Fanhouse argues this might not be the worst thing in the world in the long term:

Gil’s Washington Wizards, who were inexplicably in “now or never” mode, can stay afloat without him. But if they’re going to generate any electricity down the stretch — and convince Antawn Jamison to stick around, and keep Eddie Jordan from being fired — they’ll need Arenas back better than he left.

Which is right up Gil’s alley: after six months of inactivity, distraction, and media-baiting statements, Agent Zero is finally back in the role he made famous: the magical underdog, out to take what’s his with a mix of ferocity and levity.

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Gilbert is Pardoned For Game 6

Posted by JakeTheSnake on November 28th, 2007

(Before everyone goes and calls me crazy, let me assure you all that this is just a joke, nothing to take seriously.) 

Everyone remembers Game 6 of the first round of the 2006 NBA Playoffs where Gilbert missed two crucial free throws that would’ve given the Wizards a three point lead late in the game.  After the misses, the Cavaliers came down the court and hit a three and win the game.  During last night’s Cavs-Celtics game Ray Allen clanked two free throws that would’ve given the Celtics a two point lead against Cleveland.  What’s the constant here?  LeBron James.


(Insert LeBron’s evil, free-throw missing chants here)

Clearly Lebron is practicing some sort of voo doo or other illicit magic to pull off these stunts and keep these great shooters from making clutch free throws.  Therefore, I’d like to hereby exonerate Gilbert Arenas of any claims of choking in Game 6 since it was sabotaged by LeBron using other-worldly powers.

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The One Player That Caused More Pain to Charlotte than Gilbert

Posted by JakeTheSnake on November 27th, 2007

R.I.P. Sean Taylor, you will be missed.

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Gilbert Still Wants to be Mayor For Life

Posted by JakeTheSnake on November 23rd, 2007

In an interview with the Washington Times, Gilbert re-iterated his desire to re-sign with the Wizards after the season is over:

“If everything goes like it’s supposed to, I’m going to re-sign here,” Arenas said in a telephone interview. “If everything goes well I’m going to re-sign, we’re going to build something and hopefully my number one day will go up in the rafters.”

The Wizards (6-5) can offer Arenas more money than any other team.

He has repeatedly said he doesn’t want to be a part of a rebuilding team. He also has said he wants to see signs that the Wizards are improving and that they can become a championship contender.

A few other post-injury links of note:

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Gilberts Sad

Posted by gilbertology on November 21st, 2007

Gilbert has updated his blog with the news of his injury, Gil II Zeros, and his Thanksgiving plans.

On his injury:

It’s kind of bad because there is a whole bunch of teams out there that I wanted to kick their …

On the Gil II Zeros and the Commercials:

If everybody goes to GilTV, you’re going to see my Denzel skills.

What Gilbert is doing for Thanksgiving:

I’ve already had my Thanksgiving, so tomorrow is just a regular day for me. I might just sit and watch American Gangster for the 14th time and just sit around and eat some leftover turkey sandwiches.

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