NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Gilbert has updated his blog and he talks about his new saying, his knee, the All-Star game, clearing things up (what else is new?), DeShawn’s ridiculous contest, his Adidas shoes, and his thoughts on Stephon “I’m Crazy” Starbury.

On his new saying:

I think I got a new name. It’s still Agent Zero, but instead of Agent Zero with the Hibachi as an arm, it’s Agent Zero having Nacho as an arm because I’m serving chips and dip.

On DeShawn’s Beard Contest:

I remember DeShawn told me about this. He was like he’s not cutting his beard, him and Drew Gooden was having a contest going on, whoever cuts it first loses.

I told him, “How are you going to beat a guy that had a ducktail last year? He wore an actual ducktail last year. How do you beat a guy like that? That is a pointless bet. You’re going up against somebody who doesn’t care about his appearance.”

Another possible Gil2Zero shoe?

We might have Gil 21s now because Lil’ Wayne is coming out to New Orleans during All-Star Weekend and he wants to collab with me for a shoe, so Lil’ Wayne is getting involved in my GilIIZeros now. We just have to work out the fine print. It’s going to be an All-Star limited edition, only for New Orleans.

And what Agent Zero blog would not be complete without a little Stephon Marbury commentary:

The part that I’m laughing at is that the part that he was on the flight to Phoenix, left and went all the way back to New York and then showed up in L.A. I know you got fined $200,000 so that is an expensive trip. What’d you go home just to take a nap? For $200,000, I say you suck it up and go take a nap at your hotel in Phoenix. I’m not going to take a fine like that to go home and sleep in my own bed.

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