Speculation on the real reason Gilbert Arenas hasn’t been playing the past couple of games:

• The guy Gilbert is playing this week in fantasy basketball has him on his team
• He’s busy eating nachos at various establishments trying to get a sponsorship deal
• He’s filming more clips for GilTV
• He’s trying to set the record for the longest blog entry ever
• He’s busy voting for himself to be an All-Star starter

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