(Before everyone goes and calls me crazy, let me assure you all that this is just a joke, nothing to take seriously.)
Everyone remembers Game 6 of the first round of the 2006 NBA Playoffs where Gilbert missed two crucial free throws that would’ve given the Wizards a three point lead late in the game. After the misses, the Cavaliers came down the court and hit a three and win the game. During last night’s Cavs-Celtics game Ray Allen clanked two free throws that would’ve given the Celtics a two point lead against Cleveland. What’s the constant here? LeBron James.
(Insert LeBron’s evil, free-throw missing chants here)
Clearly Lebron is practicing some sort of voo doo or other illicit magic to pull off these stunts and keep these great shooters from making clutch free throws. Therefore, I’d like to hereby exonerate Gilbert Arenas of any claims of choking in Game 6 since it was sabotaged by LeBron using other-worldly powers.
3 responses so far ↓
aop // Nov 28, 2007 at 10:36 am
Don’t remember the Golden State game last season?
JakeTheSnake // Nov 28, 2007 at 10:47 am
That’s what I’m saying, Gilbert always hit those free throws just like Ray Allen does in those situations. What was the constant the two times they didn’t? LeBron. It’s amazing how the NBA cracks down on the dress code but doesn’t do a thing about hexes. I demand an explanation!
aop // Nov 28, 2007 at 11:12 am
If they outlawed hexes in the NBA, there would have been no way that Danny Ainge could get Garnett, Allen, and Pierce on the same team!
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