Gilbert is the only person who can tell a knock-knock joke without using a door.

Over at D.C. Sports Bog Gilbert talks about how he practices his stand-up comedy routine in the Wizards’ locker room:

“I play like I’m a stand-up comedian sometimes in front of the team,” he said. “I’ll come out like, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, Gilbert Arenas coming to the stage. Yeah, give it up for all the beautiful ladies in the crowd tonight.’ And the players look at me like I’m stupid. But you always finish with, ‘Yeah, thank y’all for coming out, y’all been a good audience, good night.’ “

There’s also some stuff in there on the new additions to Gilbert’s jersey collection so check it out!