Over at Deadspin, they’re running a contest to see who the SportsHuman of the Year is. After a decisive win in the first round over Steely McBeam, Gilbert now finds himself trailing Elijah Dukes in the quarter-finals. I think you know what to do, but just in case you’re unsure on who to vote for, here’s 5 reasons Gil deserves your vote more than Elijah Dukes.
- Gil’s blog > Elijah’s non-existant blog
- How many game winners has Elijah Dukes hit?
- Nick Young and Dominic McGuire’s reactions to Gilbert’s commercials are way better than the ones to Elijah’s.
- Is there a site called Dukesology yet?
- Elijah Dukes doesn’t suck…


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