You may have seen Hardwood Paroxysm’s Elemental Table of NBA blogs by now, where some of the best NBA blogs have been organized like they would be if they were on the periodic table. Gilbertology was slotted as blog element 82 on the table. On the actual periodic table, element #82 is lead.
Obviously, there’s some hidden reason behind why we were given one of the most infamous elements of the table. Is it because…
- Gilbert knows how to lead? (Groans)
- Gilbert took a trip to China, who, as you may recall, recently had the problems with lead paint on toys they were producing?
- Gilbert is poisonous?
- Lead can be found in batteries, and Gilbert looks like a battery when he’s wearing those alternate uniforms?
- Gilbert is dangerous in the paint, just like lead.
If you have any other ideas, post them in the comments. We’re going to get to the bottom of this, folks.