Gilbert was named #17 in SLAMonline’s Top 50 players. His response to that?

I think it’s wonderful to still be in the Top 50 considering I haven’t played in almost a year. So I’m grateful for that, but if I’m healthy, 17’s not my number

About Obama’s vice presidential running mate Joe Biden:

I don’t know who he is. I’m the only Vice President cause I was the original Black President.

And his idea for a future product:

It’s called the Cool Aid. It’s like the microwave, but the Cool Aid. So for instance you can put a warm soda in the machine and boom, it’s cold. Most people, “Oh no, you call that the freezer”, but nah, the freezer takes two minutes. Just like you’ve got the oven and the microwave, you’ve got the freezer and the Cool Aid.

Check out the whole interview at SLAM Online.