- As we all know, Gilbert should be a lock to win the election tomorrow (in a hearts and minds of the people kind of way), but if he wasn’t running, he’d totally vote for Oleksiy Pecherov.

- The Bog has Part 2 of Gilbert’s interview with Comcast Sports Net, where he talks about his upcoming marriage and his plans to elope in Vegas.  At first, it seemed a little out of character for Gil, but on second thought, getting married in Vegas is probably the most Gilbert thing he could do for his wedding.  Well that, or getting married underwater with sharks.

- While you’re at DC Sports Bog, check out this great interview Dan Steinberg has with Bethlehem Shoals, one of the authors of the FreeDarko Presents…The Macrophenomenal Pro Basketball Almanac.  This particular question will come in handy for those who want to be like Gilbert in every facet of life:

What would be the closest approximation an office wage slave could make to Gilbert’s refusal to shoot during an entire game?

Well, that would depend on if office wage slaves are ever accused of “selfishness.” From my personal experience, that would involve being scolded for long lunches, doing other work on the job, and napping on the clock–and answering by starving myself while trying to be a model employee.

And maybe also kicking the crap out of some of my fellow wage slaves so I can handle their tasks for them.

- What do Gilbert Arenas and Kanye West have in common?  More than you’d think.

- Finally, I think we should all heed the advice of the Wizznutzz when dealing with people who didn’t agree with the Wizards giving Gilbert Arenas $111 million:

LOts of people nervous with Gils injuries and new contract , and they think Abe Pollin just gave 200 hundred dollars to a guy in parking lot for a big brown cardboard box that says “Expensive Brand Hi-Fi Video Camera Inside” written on the side in magic marker. I understand you are worried but this is Gilbert Arenas so you understand even if that cardboard box is empty, you can have some hella fun with an empty cardboard box!!!! Like you can make it to a fort, or draw racecar controls on it, or hide from your wife in it. A cardboard box is as fun as your imagination makes it and isnt it better Abe throws his legacy at fun instead of angry mvps and health plans for the line cooks at velocity Grill? What velocity grill been closed for years? Exactly right!