With a 111 million dollar contract, Gilbert can buy a lot of gifts for others this season, but here’s the gifts that I think we’d all like to see Gilbert get this Thursday:

12 statues waxing

11 Etch-A-Sketches

10 pranks on Nick

9 old school albums (Mint Condition? Really?)

8 lucky coin flips

7 hours of Halo

6 trips to Asia

5 SHOTS FOR THREE!!!

4 finger tattoos

3 tanks for sharks

2 shakes on Kobe

And a clean bill of health for his knee.