Gilbert Arenas Media Day

Posted by gilbertology on September 27th, 2010

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Gilbert Arenas #49 Best Player in the NBA

Posted by gilbertology on September 19th, 2010

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In SLAM Online’s definitive ranking of the NBA’s best players, they rank Gilbert Arenas at #49 based solely on projected ‘10-11 performance. Areas was ranked #34 last season.

Some of their points:

  • Arenas is weird and funny and quirky and annoying and awesome and, just, strange—all at the same damn time
  • The dude can flat-out score: 22.7 ppg for his career, with 29.3 and 28.4 averages in ’05-06 and ’06-07
  • The former Agent Zero dropped 200-plus threes twice and has practically patented the 30-foot pull-up

Here’s hoping for a healthy season for Gilbert Arenas and the Washington Wizards!

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Gilbert Arenas Pranks

Posted by gilbertology on September 6th, 2010

Gilbert Arenas Pranks

We have listed some of these before on the site but the Athlon Sports Pro Basketball 2010-11 Preview has a list of “pranks” Gilbert Arenas has done in the past. Enjoy!

  • When Arenas was a rookie, the veterans ordered him to get some donuts with sprinkles, so he bought plain ones and dusted them with baby powder.
  • At a hotel on a road trip, he filled Andre Blatche’s bathtub with coffee.
  • One night he took a shower at half time while still in his uniform.
  • For good luck before a game, he tickles a teammate’s armpit.
  • Three years ago, he swiped rookie Nick Young’s car keys during a trip to Chicago and mailed them back to someone in D.C. with instructions to steal his car.
  • He once broke into a teammate’s home, heisted his new, prized Fran Tarkenton throwback jersey, unveiled it under his own shirt during a team charter flight and “accidently” soiled it with his lunch.
  • For the 2007 home opener pre-game introductions, he wore a satin boxing robe.
  • He foiled a paintball attack on his house by teammates when he saw them coming and did an end-around to their car and flattened their tires.
  • In college, he surreptitiously removed a player’s clothes from the bathroom he was in, locked the door to his room and set of the fire alarm.
  • He often swipes teammates’ cell phones and sends rude or risque to folks in the address book.
  • He’s been known to sneak into rookies’ lockers and cut their suits to shreds so they have to wear their uniforms home.
  • In 2006, he turned a water hose on Awvee Storey while he was sitting on the toilet.
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