So you want to play as Gilbert Arenas and score a million points on NBA 2k11. Here’s how to create him:

The NBA may be in lockout mode but if you need your daily dose of entertainment, look no further than Gilbert Arenas, the self proclaimed most valuable planker. “Planking”, also known as the lying down game consists of lying face down in an unusual location. Gilbert has taken it to another level, posting pictures of himself planking on cars, in a pool, or even on a bed of nails.