If you re-arrange the letters in Gilbert Arenas’ name you get “Breasting Earl.”  If you re-arrange Gilbert Arenas’ location and put him in Seattle, you get “Beating Earl (Watson)!”

There’s no such thing as a shark attack, but Nacho attacks are very, very real.  Just ask Los Angeles.

No one will ever call Fred Taylor nacho or hibachi.

Fred Taylor tried to get into the Pro Bowl by using a play out of Gilbert’s playbook. Needless to say, if it didn’t work for Gilbert it definitely wasn’t going to work for Fred.

A&W Root beer stands for “Arenas & Whoa!  With W representing the common reaction to A.

Gilbert Arenas has won a playoff series as a Wizard.

In and of itself, that might not sound very impressive, but compare that with this All-Star players that haven’t been able to accomplish the same feat:

• Jerry Stackhouse
• Ralph Sampson
• Juwan Howard
• Bernard King
• Richard Hamilton
• Moses Malone
• Chris Webber
• Mitch Richmond
• Michael Jordan