Gilbert was not listed in the Mitchell Report today. As you may remember from his blog:

I hit them like Barry Bonds … without the BALCO in my system!

To make up for no facts yesterday, here’s two facts about Gilbert Arenas:

• Even though he’s only played eight games this season, he already scored more points that Nets starting center Jason Collins scored all of last season.
• After being beaten in Halo, Gilbert didn’t sleep until he dropped 50 (kills) on him.  For most this would take several days, Gilbert was done before lunchtime.

Gilbert is the only person who can tell a knock-knock joke without using a door.

Over at D.C. Sports Bog Gilbert talks about how he practices his stand-up comedy routine in the Wizards’ locker room:

“I play like I’m a stand-up comedian sometimes in front of the team,” he said. “I’ll come out like, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, Gilbert Arenas coming to the stage. Yeah, give it up for all the beautiful ladies in the crowd tonight.’ And the players look at me like I’m stupid. But you always finish with, ‘Yeah, thank y’all for coming out, y’all been a good audience, good night.’ “

There’s also some stuff in there on the new additions to Gilbert’s jersey collection so check it out!

Gilbert can score more points per game than Nick Young.  On crutches!

You can find Gilbert’s face on U.S.’s rarest edition of currency.  It might be hard to believe that an athlete would be on national currency, but that’s only because you haven’t seen the $0 dollar bill yet.