Gilbertology Quotes

“He’s not moving to the beat of a different drummer. He’s moving to a different beat.” – Eddie Jordan, Washington Wizards Head Coach

“Gilbert is going to be Gilbert. He’s a special, quirky kid and people misinterpret that to [mean] he’s just weird. But I think he’s just a different kid. His uniqueness is that he does whatever it takes to win.” - Otis Smith, Orlando Magic Executive Basketball Operations Director

“All I knew was, he’s working and working. So, I always knew, if I want something in life, I got to work.” – Gilbert Arenas, on his father’s work ethic

“He’d rather go bowling on a Friday night than go out to the
club and party with his boys” – Antawn Jamison, Washington Wizards foward

“They used to make him get doughnuts, a rookie thing. I would come in early and he’d be putting baby powder [as if it was powdered sugar] on the doughnuts or licking them and putting them back in the box. He would look at me and laugh whenever someone would eat one. That’s when I shut down eating doughnuts.” – Troy Murphy, Golden State Warriors forward

“He is (long pause) a lunatic.” – Adonal Foyle, Golden State Warriors center

“You can’t get mad at him, you just have to laugh.” – Jason Richardson, Golden State Warriors guard

“He has the green light — a neon green light — to go at the offensive end. It’s greener than anyone else’s in the NBA.” — Jameer Nelson, Orlando Magic guard on Gilbert Arenas.

“I had my house converted to the Colorado altitude, so I am always above sea level,” – Gilbert Arenas

“I found out this summer how to hook up my Xbox 360 in the hotel and get past security. It took me a while to figure out, but I got it now.” – Gilbert Arenas

“I like when somebody says something negative about me because I can put it back in their face” – Gilbert Arenas

“Why would I endorse the hibachi grill when I am the hibachi grill?” — Gilbert Arenas

“The hibachi is coming to a city near you. I’m cooking chicken and shrimp, but if you want to throw a double team my way, filet mignon gets cooked too” — Gilbert Arenas

“My swag was phenomenal.” — Gilbert Arenas, after hitting the game winning 3

“You can’t arrest me, I’m a basketball player!” Gilbert Arenas, after being arrested on charges of disobeying police.

“I hit them like Barry Bonds … without the BALCO in my system!” — Gilbert Arenas, on Allen Iverson’s Celebrity Softball Game


19 responses so far ↓

  • Wesley // Dec 30, 2006 at 10:38 pm

    you the man girbert, keep doing your thang

  • adrienne // Jan 3, 2007 at 1:34 am

    keep up the good work Gil……….

  • M-to-the-A // Jan 12, 2007 at 7:15 am

    Gillie the Kid is that dude! Great website, keep updating!

  • ballafochirst // Jan 15, 2007 at 6:39 pm

    agent zero is well…….a master of quoting himself…….who could think of something more unique then “hibachi”…..gil is da man……period

  • reality // Feb 23, 2007 at 9:46 am

    Phenomenal Swag.

    Gil says the coolest things.

    Keep blazing them up, Hibachi!

  • 007 // Mar 4, 2007 at 7:24 pm

    MVP for Agent 0! Ferrrr up the HiBACHI! Gilbert’s the baddest dude in the league. You better hide your grandma

  • madb // Mar 18, 2007 at 5:32 pm

    your story is my inspiration. im not recruited for college, but i wanna play. i keep your story in mind

  • Hani // Apr 4, 2007 at 6:44 am

    i’m not trying to be mean but what the hell does “Hibachi” mean?

  • BILLET // May 3, 2007 at 4:34 pm

    Next year should be the year of domination, u should get MVP, a championship, plus another cover.

  • agent zero wifey // May 5, 2007 at 8:08 am

    hey gil today is my b day…and you know out of all the things i could be doing for my b day i decided to come to this website and go read your blog…so keep doing your thing hibachi lite em’ up

  • Nat V // May 12, 2007 at 8:55 pm

    I’m a St. Mary’s Gael which is the wackest team in Long Island. I wish i was abayhawk. Maybe I could become a player like Gilbert rather than Allen Iverson.

  • El Turco // May 19, 2007 at 5:06 am

    I wish you continue to play, talk, act and blog in your own unique way for many years to come. Best of luck Hibachi. We dig you :-)

  • Pete R // Aug 28, 2007 at 8:44 am

    You’re my idol not only in basketball Gil. I hope you stage the biggest comeback from an injury ever!Never stop talkin man!

  • Ruzzel // Jan 30, 2008 at 12:37 am

    man try and try until succeeds!!! go! agent zero!!!

  • Derek // Feb 2, 2008 at 10:16 pm

    Gilbert Arenas is better than anyone I’ve ever seen on and OFF the court!

  • John Rodriguez // Mar 10, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    Gilbert Arenas = Hibache = Agent Zero = Best player in the NBA. No questions asked.

  • Sam // Apr 13, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    You lit up the Hibache grill last night Gilbert! Im going to the game tomorrow with my dad, how about u cook up all you have on the grill! row C Sam, side where wizards go in the first half.. Love to have an Agent Zero jersey!

    Go Wizards

  • josh // Jun 20, 2008 at 9:46 am

    John Rodriguez? Agent Zero the best player in the NBA?
    Well i guess only Gilbert lovers come here.

  • Eduardo // Nov 15, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    I’m brazilian and i’m your fan Gil.
    I love u man! You is the best!


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