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It Might Not Cook Chicken and Shrimp, But It’s Still Hot

JakeTheSnake — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 22:32:15 +0000

By now, you should know that the Mothering Hut is the place to check out for all sorts of Gilbert-related clothing, whether it’s his presidential campaign shirt, or this blingtastic item.

Today, they released added some new shirts to the fold (groans) including this beauty which should become an instant classic:

If you want to get your hands on this one, head over here.

New Wallpaper Swag!

JakeTheSnake — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:38:47 +0000

I’m sure you all know about the Wizznutzz’s famous Black President campaign shirt by now, maybe you’re even rocking the shirt as you read this, but I know you’re thinking that you’re still not showing as much support as you want to, especially now as The King’s corrupt reign threatens us once again. Allow us to help you take your support of the campaign to your computer screen with this wallpaper:

Click on picture for 1024×768 wallpaper.

Widescreen users, we didn’t forget about you either. Here’s the 1280×800 version.

If you’re looking for another dimension for your computer monitor, leave a request in the comments and I’ll make it happen.

Something to Keep in Mind On Super Tuesday

JakeTheSnake — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:17:13 +0000

If you’re heading out to the polls today, just remember that there’s one candidate who’s above the rest:

As The Basketball Jones puts it:

This is a man that will tell it like it is, hold nothing back and be there to show you the way.

You can debate whether or not that’s what you’d like in a candidate, but no one can deny that the shirts look good. (NOTE: This is not to be confused with an actual political ad. Vote for whoever you like, as long as it’s Gil.)

Decision 07

JakeTheSnake — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 00:36:03 +0000

(Check the update below)

Gilbert needs your vote! (No, not for that…yet) Gilbert has been nominated for Best Celebrity Blog in the 2007 Weblog Awards. Right now, Arenas leads the vote with 53.8% of the vote but no lead is too safe, especially when Donald Trump and Mark Cuban can ~~buy~~ get votes. If you don’t vote, I think you know what happens:

You can buy the shirt here, you just have to scroll down some.

UPDATE: I read it wrong, Gilbert’s in second place with 12% of the vote. Gilbert’s losing to Wil Wheaton people! Vote! Vote! Vote!

Gilbert Arenas Pops The Question

JakeTheSnake — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 06:08:30 +0000

It looks like the “Black President” is going to finally have a first lady, and it’s someone that would know a little something about presidential families: Jenna Bush. That’s right, Arenas is going to tie the knot with the Dubya’s daughter.
Here’s a snippet of the article from SSNN:

“We couldn’t be more pleased,” said President Bush, reacting to the announcement. “Gil is a great guy, and a leader on the court and off. He’s been wonderful to Jenna and to our family. In celebration, I’m wearing these custom-made ‘Agent Zero’ cuff links that he got me for my birthday in 2005. He’s just a class act.”

The First Lady echoed the President’s sentiments. “You know what I like about Gil?” she asked. “That he has a blog. Sometimes it gets so tough to keep in touch with your kids, and this way I’ll be able to keep tabs on them just by following his blog. Plus, I get interesting thoughts about things like shark attacks and the Portland Trailblazers. You know I was a librarian, so I love to read.”

I guess this can only mean that now Gilbert is a “nucular” powered hibachi.

Oh, and in case you couldn’t tell, this story is completely fake. It has to be, after all wouldn’t that mess up his campaign with Obama?

Barack Obama / Gilbert Arenas ’08

gilbertology — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:51:11 +0000

Hot off the presses is the Official OBAMA/ARENAS campaign page from Wizznutzz where Barack Obama and Gilbert Arenas have teamed up to announce their 08′ co-presidential ticket.

You can also vote for the official OBAMA/ARENAS ’08 Campaign Theme Song. Currently Eddie Money’s ”Two Tickets To Paradise” has a slight lead on Nas’ ”If I Ruled The World’.

The Takeover continues…